Velocimeter Review by Akita

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18 Sep 2023
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Velocimeter

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You have to have a very high IQ to understand Velocimeter. Its future applications are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of computing and economics most of its possible functions will go over a typical investor’s head. There’s also $BVM's free market outlook, which is deftly woven into his creation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Robert Malthus, for instance. The shills understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this coin, to realize that it is not just speculation - it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike $BVM truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the brilliance in Velocimeter's clever oToken - the “Option to buy,” which itself is a cryptic reference to the velocity of fluids. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as our lord and savior's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have an Akita tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

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